What’s next?

26 10 2009

Pumpkin Fest has passed and I now reside in an unending grind of work weeks. I’ve been feeling under the weather lately, so I hope that passes soon. I hate being sick.

Anywho, one of my co-workers was saying the other day how everything seems to be going by so quickly. I retorted that time really doesn’t make too much of a difference for me now. When I was in school, it was definitely noticeable if the days, weeks, months, etc… were going by quickly or slowly. But now I seem to be in a perpetual post-grad limbo. The only way the speed of time elapsed affects me is how quickly I (seem to) get payed, and then the cycle begins again.

I’ve considered signing up for classes at CCV (Community College of Vermont). They have a pretty cool sounding Media Communications degree, but I don’t know if I’m just going crazy and suffering from withdrawal from schooling.

Anyways, I really need something to break me out of this repetitiveness. If I end up doing the same things on the same schedule for weeks in a row, I’m really gonna go off my rocker, and no one needs that right now.





What else needs to be said…

19 10 2009

As has been expected, I will now try my hardest to recount this past weekend, which of course was Pumpkin Fest down in Keene, which of course was a drunken mess. But anyways, let me start by saying…

“BOOOORINNNNGGGGG!!!!”

Whoah, Greg, I’m trying to tell people about Pumpkin Fest.

“BOOOOOO!!! NEXT SUBJECT!!!”

Alright, that’s Greg being a loud drunk…which was indeed part of the weekend and set us all off on Saturday. With a little heckling of the local law enforcement agencies, excessive amounts of alcohol and probably some terrible decisions, it was Keene at it’s finest.

I got to see several of my friends which was awesome, but too much of a tease if you ask me. This weekend was way too short and I didn’t get to see everybody I wanted to. I guess that’s to be expected when we drank from late morning to early morning. Anyways, I don’t remember too many details, except I got a free hat at Lab, the earlier-mentioned heckling and booing everyone for a solid hour. I do remember laughing a lot, which is more than I could ask for. Thanks everyone for a great P-Fest and…

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”





Get Ready…

14 10 2009

Tomorrow I travel to Keene to kick off what may be the most ridiculous weekend of several people’s lives. This weekend is Pumpkin Festivel in my Alma Mater’s hometown, and as history tells us, it will be filled with the most hardcore party scene that I’ve ever encountered. With the buzz on the internet (particularly Facebook), I have seen several members of my graduating class make similar plans to visit Keene this weekend.

With four years experiencing what my fellow graduates do, it will come to no surprise if this year’s Pumpkin Fest will be completely out of control. I really don’t want to make any predictions about what will happen (besides the ludicrous amounts of alcohol consumed), because anything can, and will, happen.

The best thing to do is just sit back, crack open a cold one (or 20 of ‘em) and let the debauchery commence!!!





The funny man and his gang…then and now

10 10 2009

It’s been said time and time again in every major, minor and obscure entertainment media. Judd Apatow is the king of comedy, and probably will be for a while. Since 2005, when he wrote and directed The 40 Year Old Virgin, Apatow has dominated the big screen as far as comedy goes. With only two other directorial efforts (2007’s Knocked Up and 2009’s Funny People), pretty much every good comedy in the past five years has had his name attached, as a producer. Here’s just a few to point out: Pineapple Express (also story), Stepbrothers, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Superbad and Talladega Nights: The Ricky Bobby Story, just to name a few.

Before his recent control of the comedy scene in Hollywood, Apatow achieved some critical success as a writer/producer of “Freaks and Geeks” and as creator of “Undeclared,” two shows that both got the ax after one season, despite fairly good ratings and even better reviews. These shows didn’t only launch the success of Apatow, but also featured several of his “regulars” in their early careers. Let’s take a look to see what the principles of these wonderful shows have done over the past few years.

First, “Freaks and Geeks:”

Linda Cardellini as Lindsay Weir: She was pretty much the main character in “Freaks and Geeks” and was in six seasons of ER and played the love-interest in Grandma’s Boy.

John Francis Daley as Sam Weir: Lindsay’s little nerdy brother, Sam. Daley has a recurring role in “Bones” and was probably best known for playing Mitch in Waiting…, the new guy who couldn’t say a word over Ryan Reynolds.

James Franco: Spider-Man 1-3 and Pineapple Express amongst several other successful roles for probably the biggest star to come out of the show.

Samm Levine: Most recently was in Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Basterds, and has been in several shows as a small role.

Seth Rogen: Apatow’s go-to guy has enjoyed success as starring in several comedies and writing/producing others like Superbad and Pineapple Express.

Jason Segel: Starring role in the very successful CBS comedy “How I Met Your Mother” and also wrote/starred in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. He’s another Apatow main-stay and is doing pretty good these days.

Now, for “Undeclared.” Rogen, Segel and Levine all had parts in this show, too, so I won’t list them again.

Jay Baruchel: Remember the super Led Zeppelin fan in Almost Famous? That was this guy. He’s also been in Knocked Up and Tropic Thunder more recently.

Carla Gallo: Had a pretty big role in Season 2 of “Californication” and has appeared in very small roles in most of the Apatow collection.

Charlie Hunnam: After playing British pretty-boy Lloyd in “Undeclared” and several small big-screen and small-screen roles, Hunnam now stars in the FX show, “The Sons of Anarchy.”

Monica Keena: Hasn’t done much (very brief role in Orange County, one of my favorite movies). Appeared in six episodes of “Entourage.”

Timm Sharp: Also hasn’t done much. Actually, nothing really worth noting.

Some great cameos occurred in the show, most notably Will Ferrell as a speed-addict who writes college papers for a living. Hilarious. Ben Stiller also had a brief appearance in the series finale and look for “The Office’s” Jenna Fischer in an early episode as one of Lloyd’s many hookups.

Wow, over 500 words about shows that only last a season apiece. Next post, Ian needs to get a life. Thanks for reading.





Something wonderful is happening

7 10 2009

Can you feel it? It’s in the air, more apparent than the cool, autumn breeze that gently lowers the red and orange leaves to the ground.

Sorry, foliage lovers, that’s not what this is about.

Nope, October marks the most wonderful time of the year for sports lovers. It’s the time when all four major sports seasons collide and give us endless amounts of entertainment. Every October, men everywhere are buying second TVs or ordering the special satellite sports packages. Bars are being filled to the rim with arguments abounding over which game to watch (because there’s oh-so-many on right now!!!)

Baseball playoffs officially started today, which is just about one of the most awesome things ever. This is real baseball. Not just 1-out-of-162 regular season games. Here, each game matters and all the stops are pulled. Baseball also boasts the most exclusive playoffs of all the major sports. Only eight teams from two leagues make it to the show, so you know you’re watching the best of the best.

Football season is in full swing, already with some great story lines. Love him or hate him, you gotta admit it’s cool seeing Brett Favre lead the Vikings to a 4-0 start, including a win against his old team, The Packers. The Pats are looking solid, and after Sunday’s win vs. The Ravens, Tom Brady is starting to look like his old self.

As I noted a few posts ago hockey season just started which is just super cool. I wish I still played hockey…

We’re still waiting on the NBA, but that’s probably my least favorite to watch. I just like seeing how the Celtics do, and I think we can see another stellar season from them.

So that’s it folks, my fall sports preview. It’s gonna be sweet, I hope the Sox kick ass in the playoffs and I hope the Bruins and Pats get off to a good start. Enjoy the games and the beer. I know I will.





What the Rock?

2 10 2009

So today at work, my good friend Jeff and I discussed music, amongst other things. (As a matter of fact, “other things” included which side of the moon people in China see, but that’s neither here nor there).

But anyway, we got on the topic of “Indie Rock” after talking about a sub-par Wilco song Jeff played on his radio show last night. The phenomenon that is “Indie Rock” really seems like the 21st century “Alt Rock” classification. That’s to say pretty much every band that utilizes the normal guitar, bass and drums standard seems to fit into these groups.

Side note: For most of the Nineties, all these “Alt Rock” bands existed. But when they became the vast majority of current bands, what were they “alternatives” from? I don’t get it. Oh well.

So “Indie Rock.” Let’s discuss. Jeff seemed to think that “Indie Rock” describes groups that are signed by independent labels. Well that would be a perfectly logical explanation, but the idea of an independent label is very laughable. There might be smaller labels that seem independent and artsy and package their CDs in cardboard instead of plastic, but really they are just owned by the Big Dogs from LA and NY. These so called independent labels are the music industry equivalent of Fox Searchlight (Artsy films still owned by Rupert Murdoch) and Blue Moon beer (which is brewed by the macrobrewery, Coors).

Hmm…just lost my train of thought. For no apparent reason I just Wikipedia-ed Rush.

Oh yeah, “Indie Rock,” you fickle bitch. So how did this super-genre come to be? Was it irresponsible journalists classifying every current rock group in one genre? That might have been part of it, but really I think it goes back to the record labels. The big companies probably realized that the best way to sell the most music was to have a bunch of sub-labels divide up pretty much every rock band amongst themselves, so ultimately they had a monopoly on the current music scene. Well played, sirs.

I hope I don’t sound too cynical. Just because I’m on to the shady happenings of the entertainment industry doesn’t mean I won’t enjoy the music, or the Fox Searchlight films like “Juno.” Just don’t expect me to drink Blue Moon, I’ll have a locally brewed Long Trail Belgian White, thank you very much.





Moderately Pissed

2 10 2009

Time to rant about politics folks. If you’re not into that sort of thing, I’d suggest you stop reading now.

The other night I was tuned in to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, a wonderful show with a wonderful host. However, the content of that episode irked me so very much, so much that I’ve even considered writing letters. Note: When I am prompted to write letters, that means I’m super-duper peeved at something or the other. In the future, if you ever get a letter from me (not a text or e-mail, mind you), you will know you’ve grinded my gears.

Anyways, Stewart was talking about the inadequacy of the Democratic party. The Blue Crew (like that?) has a supermajority in the Senate and, oh yeah, the WHITE HOUSE FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!!, but still hasn’t been able to do any good, in particular with this health care business. Now, I’m not going to get into the details of this mess, but it just pisses me off to think what Republicans would do with a supermajority. So to get even angrier I will list out a few scenarios of what I think the GOP would have done with the current Democrats’ position.

1. Overturn Roe v. Wade and ban abortions EVEN for medical reasons.

2. “Intervene” in the Iran and Afghanistan elections AKA start WW3. Probably would attack N. Korea to boot.

3. Enforce stricter punishments for victimless crimes while continuing to allow corporate America from bleeding the rest of us dry.

4. Take away all health care from the bottom 99% of Americans and give it to the rich 1% who don’t really need it.

5. Allow Dick Cheney to shoot anyone in the face whenever he feels like it. And then the shooting victim has to apologize.

Okay, I’m too upset to continue with this. But seriously Democrats, this is ri-fucking-diculous. The Republicans would (quite literally) get away with murder if they had a supermajority. It’s time to grow a pair, and get shit done.





HIT SOMEBODY!!!!

1 10 2009

Actually, please don’t, unless they really deserve it or are a member of a really crappy emo-pop band, which then, in turn, means they deserve it.

No, this is not a rally cry for unadulterated violence (not directly at least), but rather the title of a wonderful Warren Zevon song that celebrates one of the greatest sporting events known to man: hockey!

Yes the NHL season is upon us with my Boston Bruins facing off against the Washington Capitals tonight. I will probably miss most or all of the game seeing that I have to work tonight, but I am excited non-the-less. My love for the Bruins really exploded over the last few years, as former UVM star Tim Thomas has minded the net for the B’s and brought home the Vezina Trophy (most kick-ass goalie award) last season.

Anyways, that was just a small part of my enthusiasm for watching toothless men kick the crap out of each other on ice. Well, that has to be a big part of it too. No, but really, hockey is a wonderful sport that combines finesse with brute strength, and if you’re lucky, you might get to see someone get the shit kicked out of them. It’s also sweet because the season goes forever, but we’re not assaulted everyday by a game like baseball.

I’d now like to take a moment to comment on my good friend Ross and his (poor) choice of hockey fandom. Ross is a Canadiens fan, which in my opinion makes him a terrible person. Therefore, until the season is over, I will do my duty as a die-hard Bruins fan to humiliate Ross at every moment.

Anyways, I hope you can all take some time to try to appreciate the fine sport of hockey as much as I do. Go Bruins, Go Cats (not sure when the college season starts), and go angry Canadian thugs trying to kill each other!





I’m Baaaaack!!!

29 09 2009

This is long, long, long overdue.

Okay, after a much too long hiatus, I have decided to spill my thoughts on this here blog-thingy once again. Hopefully my massive social networking advertising will get the word out that I am back to writing about my wacky adventures (or lack thereof).

Anyways, let’s see what we’ve missed since July. Well, the big thing would probably be that I got a job. Not exactly what I had in mind, but I’m making an income by washing dishes and making salads at the Dragonfly Cafe in Colchester. I work quite a bit and enjoy a majority of the folks who man the kitchen with me. I continue to search for a job that more fits my interests, but until then, I guess I have to be thankful to be working at all.

Another big thing: I FINALLY SAW BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IN CONCERT AND IT WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE SHOW EVER!!!!! Seriously, it was mind-blowing. Although I am an enormous Springsteen fan, I could see how non-fans of his would love his live act. The man is 60 years old, but still rocks for 3-and-a-half hours without a break, all the while jumping on speakers, picking people up from the crowd and running around the stage like a mad man. It was amazing.

The school year has started, and for the first time in my life, that means nothing to me. It was really weird seeing everyone go back while I maintain a normal work schedule. I am definitely adjusting to becoming an adult. Not all is lost though, seeing that my good friend (and co-worker at The ‘Fly) Jeff is back for his final year at St. Mikes. I will most likely be spending some time over there so I don’t have to exit the college scene completely cold turkey.

And speaking of the college scene, look out Keene!!! In a few weeks, I will be taking my former digs by storm. Yes, Ian Lord will be in the Elm City for Pumpkin Fest, and plans on leaving no prisoners behind!!! I already have that weekend off (including the most-important Thursday night!!!) and will be raging harder than ever before!!! MWUAHHAHHAHA!!!!!

Oh, and one last thing before I go. I have taken to reading several novels by Mr. Tom Robbins. If you don’t know who he is, look him up. He is the epitome of rock star writers and has been writing kick-ass books since the Seventies. His writing is ridiculously cool, and his thoughts on religion, politics and society are really mind blowing.

Well, it’s felt great writing down some of these thoughts. Please, please, please encourage me to continue to write on the blog. I always need a little extra motivation to do so, but once I get going it feels great (like a drug!!!).

I hope you enjoyed. Fair well until next time!





Wheelin’ and Dealin’ in Jericho

9 07 2009

Howdy loyal followers. I have decided to scrap the Hunter S. Thompson inspired “Fear and Loathing” from this blog in fear that Rolling Stone would sue.

Anyways, not much going on in Jericho these days. The most productive thoughts come at late night hookah sessions at Jeff’s house, in which beers and bourbon are also consumed. Memories from these nights all end up blending together so I’ll do my best to pick out some of the finest blasphemous thoughts that were discussed.

*Dick Cheney and/or Richard Nixon are candidates for being the Anti-Christ. If they are, then I’m thankful we got through that ordeal.

*We watched Role Models, which was absolutely one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in a long time. Paul Rudd is a wonderful comic actor.

*I have aimed to run for public office in 2014. This will give me 4+ years to learn what it means to be a state senator or legislator in VT before I implement my own political agendas to the public.

I also wrote a letter to the publishers of Vermont’s weekly paper Seven Days. I asked them to consider letting me cover the 2010 election cycle for them, and am now waiting to hear back. Last year, I covered the NH primaries and the 2008 election in Keene and thought it was a blast. I figure with this angle, I will be getting involved in politics one way or another.

Well, this fucking piece of shit computer is acting up again, so I will bid you all adieu. Happy readings and go make some noise in the world…I’ll be waiting to hear of any.